placidity
placidity by TWICESLAYSYOU January 30, 2018
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flacidity
The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.
flacidity by esbradjosh April 9, 2010
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placidity • placisity • flacidity • Pacifity • Placidiomaxecia • placidly • plaiditude • Platimity • Playinity • INSTANT FLACIDITY
plaiditude
plaiditude by andrew robertson February 9, 2008
placisity
The man outside the pub insisted he invented the word placisity in 2001, but it's still not in the dictionary. This made him angry. He was not in a state of placisity.
(True story). Now that it's in a dictionary hopefully he is on his way to placisity.
(True story). Now that it's in a dictionary hopefully he is on his way to placisity.
placisity by James Lee Dixon January 14, 2008
placidly
placidly by iwillneverstoptalking.tumblr January 23, 2014
INSTANT FLACIDITY
When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)
I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation
INSTANT FLACIDITY by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019
Playinity
Boy 1: I'm in love with Delilah bro!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!
Playinity by Thawild.kidd October 9, 2017
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