placidity

pleasantly calm or beautiful

its very beautiful here; the ambiance and placidity is breath taking

placidity by TWICESLAYSYOU January 30, 2018

flacidity 

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

flacidity by esbradjosh April 9, 2010

plaiditude 

the act of wearing plaid or being plaid
also the act of loving plaid

that guys plaiditude needs to change

plaiditude by andrew robertson February 9, 2008

placisity 

To be in the state of peace. To feel calm, or serene.

The man outside the pub insisted he invented the word placisity in 2001, but it's still not in the dictionary. This made him angry. He was not in a state of placisity.

(True story). Now that it's in a dictionary hopefully he is on his way to placisity.

placisity by James Lee Dixon January 14, 2008

placidly 

In a quiet and tranquil manner.

The sea now shimmered placidly before our eyes.

placidly by iwillneverstoptalking.tumblr January 23, 2014

INSTANT FLACIDITY 

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

INSTANT FLACIDITY by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

Playinity 

The status of if you're a player of not kind of like a virginity but it's more of a status thing.

Boy 1: I'm in love with Delilah bro!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!

Playinity by Thawild.kidd October 9, 2017