plachuta 

Completely unacceptable, contemptible, undesirable, pathetic; common; boring; socially or intellectually substandard.

"That restaurant was plachuta! What a dump!"

"This hotel is plachuta. I won't even set foot in that room!"

"Who are those plachuta people? Did you see how they were dressed?"

"Look, you are just being plachuta!"

plachuta by Caviar Boy May 17, 2009

plachta pack 

n.- A twelve pack of beer and a diet coke. The diet coke is used to provide energy to the drinker so that he can finish his entire twelve pack.

Jennings came out of Mac's with a plachta pack and his friends laughed at him.

plachta pack by Pearce Mathews July 12, 2006

pachuta 

A flamer who needs a cank and has the hots for caroline. Jackson's peewee herman.

Steve wants to roll up to her and tap that bumper!

pachuta by AtrainDizzle n SkipShizzle coop. December 15, 2003

plachta 

to laser talk someone to the point where earbleeding may occur. To repeat stories or phrases just so you know that everyone on earth knows you said it. To be totally plutonic with a girl so that she will regard you as a girlfriend and not a man, forsaking your manhood and the existance of your penis.

Dude, he's so gay, he's plachta.
That guy is like plachta, no way he's getting a bid.
Mike plachta has a baby dick.

plachta by Poopy pants January 19, 2005

plachta 

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

plachta by John January 9, 2005

pachuta 

A white-arseded cank licker who dont like the breezy's and wants to get Anderson in the Arse!

The pachuta is out to getcha!

pachuta by YOU KNOW HOW WE DO! February 22, 2004

The Corey Plahuta

A term popular in Wisconsin for a drink that will fuck you up with just one of them. It’s name originates from the 80’s, after a Madison bar owner released the drink coined after himself as a special for his bar. It quickly became infamous in the town for sending a lot of college students straight to the toilet to puke. After it’s popularity the term spread for any drink with similar high alcohol concentration. It’s now often just abbreviated to “The Corey P.”

“I had such a bad day at work that I’m going to have to start the night with The Corey Plahuta!”

The Corey Plahuta by Garf Dluge November 13, 2022