The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.

“It was hilarious to hear grandpa pizzlefarweez in the Men’s Room at the movie theater last night.”

pizzlefarweez by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018

Related Words

pjizzle • pizzle • pdizzle • pizzled • phizzle • pizzle fizzle • pizzle fo shizzle • pizzle stick • pizzle the bizzle • Plizzle

The Pizzle

Slang For PSL(Port St.Lucie) & the entire county.
Fort Pierce
Eden
Eldred
Fort Pierce North
Fort Pierce South
Hutchinson Island South
Indian River Estates
Lakewood Park
North Hutchinson Island
River Park
St. Lucie West
Tradition
Walton
White City
All of the 772 area code

"Im so glad im bacc to the pizzle!"
"Dont go down tha wrong road in Fort Pizzle"

The Pizzle by Siccloc1 July 26, 2013

Fells Pizzle

slang word for Fells Point, an area in Baltimore City known for its many bars and night life

Sorry I couldn't make it tonight, I decided ladies night at a bar in Fells Pizzle would be more fun.

Fells Pizzle by Gallowayknowsbest December 16, 2011

pizzle-whapped

adj. Excessively bossed around by a boyfriend or husband; overly submissive to a male

"That biatch is so pizzle-whapped that she won't even go to the bathroom without checking with her boyfriend!!"

pizzle-whapped by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004

pizzlesprung

adj: thrown into a state agitation, confusion, excitement, or more often, a combination of the three.

When juggling too many simultaneous tasks I sometimes become pizzlesprung and lose focus on all tasks as opposed to just one.

pizzlesprung by edified October 8, 2007

Pizzle Rat

A Pizzle Rat is a name given to a dirt ball piece of garbage that hails from Port St. Lucie Florida. Not all Port St. Lucie residents are Pizzle rats. Pizzle Rats include, but are not limited too; dirt balls, hip gun toting wannabe gangsters, jigaboos (not to be confused with blacks), mud sharks, and retarded douchebags that try to pimp their piece of shit 1990 ford mustang and attempt to pass it off as a maserati.

me-"look at that guy standing on the side of the road with the cash for gold sign."

friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."

me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."

Pizzle Rat by SoundAdvice September 21, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026