pizzaster

1. An attempt to make pizza that ends in a disaster.

2. A pizza making attempt that didn't come out well or resulted in a terrible pizza that is not edible

This is a pizzaster! No one can eat it.

by Kessy Asuamah December 29, 2020

Rizzaster

When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl

ITS A RIZZASTER!!!

by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

Pilaster

A Very tall individual.....very tall individual.

“That nigga a whole pilaster. He wild tall yo!”

by D-Maul August 8, 2018

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Pizzasexual

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.

Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.

by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

pitmaster

One who is skilled and respected for their skill in BBQ food cooking.

Check out Pitmaster Eazy E. He should start his own BBQ business, and name it Eazy-'Que

by Eazy-'Que November 6, 2013

pizzatarian

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.

From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".

by I Love Lamp December 10, 2008