Rizzaster

When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl

ITS A RIZZASTER!!!

by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

rizzaster

A person with rizz so bad it’s a disaster

Example : Bros a rizzaster

by 2braincellAden March 1, 2023

Rizzaster

Ex1: A person who has rizz but only on 4/10 and below

Ex2: someone that rizzes up someone who is not on there level(younger by multiple years or being a pedo) bc they can’t pull

The senior class pedo is trying to rizz up my sister (she is 11) it was a rizzaster

by Therizzaster January 10, 2024

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023

Natural rizzaster

When a person is bad at rizzing up others natural rizzaster is when you are smiling too akwardly and bad at talking to girls.

Tosheto:hi girl you like me Goshko : This is 2.0 Natural Rizzaster

by Cupcakebackpack March 31, 2023

Rizzyserino

Rizzyserino full name - Teekay Harry Nachudwa is a soundcloud rapper who started from the age of 14 and does genres of depressing rap,heavy metal,and mumble trap rap

Born september 18th 2004 in wexham park hospital in slough united kingdom

He's british but of zimbabwean desent

Who you listining to?

"Rizzyserino he's a cool rapper"

by Theoffciciallofeblohs June 23, 2019

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003