Rizzaster

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When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl

ITS A RIZZASTER!!!

Rizzaster by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

Words you can keep

rizzaster

A person with rizz so bad it’s a disaster

Example : Bros a rizzaster

rizzaster by 2braincellAden March 1, 2023

Rizzaster

Ex1: A person who has rizz but only on 4/10 and below

Ex2: someone that rizzes up someone who is not on there level(younger by multiple years or being a pedo) bc they can’t pull

The senior class pedo is trying to rizz up my sister (she is 11) it was a rizzaster

Rizzaster by Therizzaster January 10, 2024

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023

Natural rizzaster

When a person is bad at rizzing up others natural rizzaster is when you are smiling too akwardly and bad at talking to girls.

Tosheto:hi girl you like me Goshko : This is 2.0 Natural Rizzaster

Natural rizzaster by Cupcakebackpack March 31, 2023

Rizzyserino

Rizzyserino full name - Teekay Harry Nachudwa is a soundcloud rapper who started from the age of 14 and does genres of depressing rap,heavy metal,and mumble trap rap

Born september 18th 2004 in wexham park hospital in slough united kingdom

He's british but of zimbabwean desent

Who you listining to?

"Rizzyserino he's a cool rapper"

Rizzyserino by Theoffciciallofeblohs June 23, 2019

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026