Rizzaster
When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl
ITS A RIZZASTER!!!
Rizzaster by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023
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rizzaster
rizzaster by 2braincellAden March 1, 2023
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Rizzaster
Ex1: A person who has rizz but only on 4/10 and below
Ex2: someone that rizzes up someone who is not on there level(younger by multiple years or being a pedo) bc they can’t pull
Ex2: someone that rizzes up someone who is not on there level(younger by multiple years or being a pedo) bc they can’t pull
Rizzaster by Therizzaster January 10, 2024
Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster
An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.
TD;DR: Women repellant
TD;DR: Women repellant
Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!
Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023
Natural rizzaster
When a person is bad at rizzing up others natural rizzaster is when you are smiling too akwardly and bad at talking to girls.
Natural rizzaster by Cupcakebackpack March 31, 2023
Rizzyserino
Rizzyserino full name - Teekay Harry Nachudwa is a soundcloud rapper who started from the age of 14 and does genres of depressing rap,heavy metal,and mumble trap rap
Born september 18th 2004 in wexham park hospital in slough united kingdom
He's british but of zimbabwean desent
Born september 18th 2004 in wexham park hospital in slough united kingdom
He's british but of zimbabwean desent
Rizzyserino by Theoffciciallofeblohs June 23, 2019
jizzaster
Dissaster involving jizz.
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
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