Someone who's eating an absorbent amount of of pizza, all at once.
Noun
"Dude, I was totally wasted night. At one point I was eating two slices of pizza at the same time. I turned into a real pizzasaurus."
Noun
"Dude, I was totally wasted night. At one point I was eating two slices of pizza at the same time. I turned into a real pizzasaurus."
Exhibit A: Pizzasaurus
by GeoTheHero May 31, 2016
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