Like a raptor but deadlier, it jizzes on your face and the jizz slowly kills you then the Jizzasaurus lick the jizz off and eats you up turns you into jizz and jizzes on the next victum.
The Jizzasaurus jizzes on its victems.
by Jizzasaurus March 13, 2017
Get the jizzasaurus mug.A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.
Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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Get the Jizzasaur mug.Someone who's eating an absorbent amount of of pizza, all at once.
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"Dude, I was totally wasted night. At one point I was eating two slices of pizza at the same time. I turned into a real pizzasaurus."
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"Dude, I was totally wasted night. At one point I was eating two slices of pizza at the same time. I turned into a real pizzasaurus."
Exhibit A: Pizzasaurus
by GeoTheHero May 31, 2016
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