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Jizzasaur 

A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.
Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.

Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Jizzasaur by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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Rizzasaurus Rex 

Sai B is the definition of a Rizzasaurus Rex
"God damn hes pulling all the bitches"
-Andrew
"Thats Sai B right there the Rizzasaurus Rex"
-Tate
Rizzasaurus Rex by Jacob Altrevaiz December 7, 2022

Jizzasaur 

A person who jizzes more than once a day
1. Dude! That guy is a total Jizzasaur.
Jizzasaur by epicfff October 5, 2009

pizzasaurus 

Someone who's eating an absorbent amount of of pizza, all at once.

Noun

"Dude, I was totally wasted night. At one point I was eating two slices of pizza at the same time. I turned into a real pizzasaurus."
Exhibit A: Pizzasaurus
pizzasaurus by GeoTheHero May 31, 2016