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Jizzasaur 

A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.
Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.

Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Jizzasaur by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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Rizzasaurus Rex 

Sai B is the definition of a Rizzasaurus Rex
"God damn hes pulling all the bitches"
-Andrew
"Thats Sai B right there the Rizzasaurus Rex"
-Tate
Rizzasaurus Rex by Jacob Altrevaiz December 7, 2022

Jizzasaur 

A person who jizzes more than once a day
1. Dude! That guy is a total Jizzasaur.
Jizzasaur by epicfff October 5, 2009

pizzasaurus 

Someone who's eating an absorbent amount of of pizza, all at once.

Noun

"Dude, I was totally wasted night. At one point I was eating two slices of pizza at the same time. I turned into a real pizzasaurus."
Exhibit A: Pizzasaurus
pizzasaurus by GeoTheHero May 31, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026