pizza hair 

Bleached hair that didn't quite work the first time so it looks like pizza.

"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."

pizza hair by percycat August 7, 2017

ball hair pizza 

A pizza that is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and more predominantly, ball hair.

Joey: You want a slice of my ball hair pizza?
Ray: No thanks, I'm full

ball hair pizza by RTheChance February 24, 2009

pizza haircut 

An entirely unique, extremely disturbing hairstyle whose existence and appearance are ambiguous at best. The first such haircut was observed on the person of Casey of Columbus AKA Nalani AKA Calisa.

Oh man, don't remind me of my pizza haircut. I want to forget that.

pizza haircut by Azhruwi January 31, 2004

hairy pizza 

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

hairy pizza by h, December 8, 2009