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German slang for penis. Less offensive insult and can be compared to the english term 'Wiener'. The word gained popularity in 2021 after a German politican was called a 'Pimmel' by a twitter user, resulting in a raid of that user's house by the police. The incident caused outrage by other users and politicians, as well as an onslaught of Memes, calling the measure unreasonable for such a minor insult.
Du bist so 1 Pimmel (you are such a Wiener)
pimmel by Sabberlott September 9, 2021
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Pitseleh 

A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?
Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.
Pitseleh by Notanelphant June 23, 2019

Pimmelsteif 

Pimmelsteif is a common medicine to improve the strengthen of your Pimml0r. It can be bought in every german pharmacy.

Pimmelsteif is a liquid drug looking and tasting like strawberry juice. After using Pimmelsteif a man can easy fuck more than five hours.

In German Army (Bundeswehr) Pimmelsteif is served every friday in advance of the weekend fuck.
"Hey Oberstabsleutnant, Sie Schweinhund! Wir wollen sofort Pimmelsteif!" — “Jawohl Jurgen Sie Scheisskopf! Zu Befehl!" — "Danke! Jetzt konnen wir am Wochenend gut unsere Frauleins begatten. Schieß dem Tor!"
Pimmelsteif by gollomosh December 1, 2022

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

joel pimentel 

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”
joel pimentel by Maya12519 February 16, 2019
Legends of the pub, able to consume 30 or more pints in a day.
Paddy Losty is one of the best pintmen Ireland has ever seen
pintmen by Mick The Bull February 16, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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