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German slang for penis. Less offensive insult and can be compared to the english term 'Wiener'. The word gained popularity in 2021 after a German politican was called a 'Pimmel' by a twitter user, resulting in a raid of that user's house by the police. The incident caused outrage by other users and politicians, as well as an onslaught of Memes, calling the measure unreasonable for such a minor insult.
Du bist so 1 Pimmel (you are such a Wiener)
pimmel by Sabberlott September 9, 2021
Words you can keep
OH- mein Gott! hans hat ein sehr großes pimmel!!11
pimmel by zolitar March 9, 2003
German word for pedro. Very common in German Commercials (Magst Du deinen Pimmel groß?) and in German art shows (Pimmelata in Berlin, 2004)
Mein Pimmel ist hart wie ein Stein und ich schiebe ihn in deine enge Muschi
pimmel by Btrain February 23, 2004

Pimmelsteif 

Pimmelsteif is a common medicine to improve the strengthen of your Pimml0r. It can be bought in every german pharmacy.

Pimmelsteif is a liquid drug looking and tasting like strawberry juice. After using Pimmelsteif a man can easy fuck more than five hours.

In German Army (Bundeswehr) Pimmelsteif is served every friday in advance of the weekend fuck.
"Hey Oberstabsleutnant, Sie Schweinhund! Wir wollen sofort Pimmelsteif!" — “Jawohl Jurgen Sie Scheisskopf! Zu Befehl!" — "Danke! Jetzt konnen wir am Wochenend gut unsere Frauleins begatten. Schieß dem Tor!"
Pimmelsteif by gollomosh December 1, 2022
Pimml0r is a different word for penis, especially for a huge one. It can be written as Pïmmłõř, too.
"Hey Nadja, wanna see my Pimml0r?" — “Yeah, please... Ohy gosh your Pïmmłõř is huge!!! Stick it inside!"
Pimml0r by gollomosh November 25, 2022

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

Janky pommel 

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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