pistolo 

a guy who cant get us

timbron: pistolo cant get us
jim:HE CAN GET US DUMBASS

pistolo by lakakakaka November 2, 2022

sausage pistol 

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

Postology 

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

Postology by MCardonickRyan October 28, 2022

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Pistol Winker 

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

Pistol Winker by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

pissologist

Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.

Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!

pissologist by Telephony June 25, 2012

pistol whip 

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.

I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.

pistol whip by icy February 12, 2003