pissues

Pissing issues. When you want or need to piss but just can't force yourself to do so.

I had to take a drug test, but I couldn't pee because having the nurse watching gave me some serious pissues.

by Chuck the Newt April 17, 2007

pissues

Having problems with peeing

Dude, I'm having pissues. I might have a UTI.

by packo' weiners July 24, 2014

pissue

When you piss on your toilet roll and give it to a friend to hold, squeeze into a nice tea or chew.

Prick 1 "lad, here's some pissue"

Prick 2 "tar lad"

Prick 1 "no worries lad all the best"

"Ey lad you won't even do pissue!"

"Bet you I fucking will you little cunt there ya go"

by Pissueaylmao August 19, 2019

Pissue

A large issue that is now a problem

Spilling my coffee on my computer is a pissue.

by 7777776 February 20, 2022

pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007

Jhaant Ke Pissu

Contempt word used amongst friends to deride something or someone as trivial or insignificant

When Phil joined Google he started treating his friends as jhaant ke pissus

by ARDUB May 8, 2021

choot ka pissu

fati choot me jo kida hota hai use choot ka pissu kehte hain. samjha choot ke pissu

vo dekho choot ka pissu elang kavi..

by kaushik&johny ihm chennai October 20, 2008