pissues

Pissing issues. When you want or need to piss but just can't force yourself to do so.

I had to take a drug test, but I couldn't pee because having the nurse watching gave me some serious pissues.

by Chuck the Newt April 17, 2007

pissues

Having problems with peeing

Dude, I'm having pissues. I might have a UTI.

by packo' weiners July 24, 2014

Pissues

Any issues you have that have to do with urinating.

Friend: How was your day dude?
You: Not good, I got hung up in the bathroom with some pissues.

by Mr. Burrito Pants November 13, 2021

prissues

issues related to being a priss, especially when one is too snobby for one's own good.

huy: I just can't date, nobody is good enough. everybody has poor taste in music and fashion and I just can't go backwards.

alex: girl you got prissues. stop being such a snob and just get humped already.

by unclealex February 19, 2008

pisses me

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

by stephaynee March 11, 2014

pissiest bitch in the kitchen

Gordon Ramsey

Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.

by Tropico9720 May 30, 2016

pissfest

A period of heavy or binge drinking

That was quite a pissfest last night!

by Snellite April 14, 2008