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The act of peeing and pooping out your butt.
Last night I was pissooing so much my butt is raw.
pissooing by Dr.Average July 6, 2023
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challenge pissing 

A challenge where you try to piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet.
Hey bill, you want to do some challenge pissing? I guarantee I'll win

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

Challenge pissing 

A contest held at Big Bill Hell’s car dealership in which the contestant is challenged to piss six feet straight up in the air and avoid getting wet. If they’re dry, they receive no down payment on their car
“Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing!”

Pissing lava 

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!
Pissing lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck 

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

pissing in the wind 

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.
Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!
pissing in the wind by Jotinmick April 24, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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