pissistant

Someone who aids you in taking a leak.

If you're dead-tired when needing to relieve yourself in the middle of the night, you may need a pissistant to direct your tallywacker into your pee-bottle and hold it there till you've finished tinkling.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

pussistent

A person who is very persistent in persuing the pussy.

Although The Weeknd has a girl, he is still extremely pussistent with the ladies while at the clurb.

by Winaciér January 16, 2018

peesistant

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

by Claymax2 August 28, 2019

Persistant

Common misspelling for "Persistent"

He was so persistant
He was so persistent

by qwebf January 23, 2010

Pissisitating

When someone is becoming super super annoying. Like starting to piss others off.

Ugh, Hayley is so pissisitating.

by pissisitating January 16, 2019

pissitate

1. piss-itate = irr-itate. when some ones tried to piss you off they are pissitating (just like irritating).

2. piss-itate = piss-(particip)-ate. when your bus pull off for a pee break there's a bunch participating in pee'ing. Like mass urinate.

A bus pulls off at motel, so on boarders can pissitate, 2 minutes later: Stop 'pissitating' man, am already pissed off!!

by _slim_ August 7, 2012