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Often a product of fantastic works or videogame logic, pissics take a piss in the face of physics.
"How did they manage to make a waterskiing course with a stream of water just hovering in the middle of the air?"

"Simple, videogames are ruled by the laws of pissics"
pissics by Mr Dark December 23, 2009
Words you can keep
Pissis = pissaliisa. "Piss Liza". Finnish slang.

A girl aged 11-16, who dresses in Miss Sixty jeans, drinks cider, smokes, wears strings and acts "bad" and "tough".

The name comes from their habit of peeing openly in public places, such as parks etc.
"Jos sä haluut olla pro-pissis sun täytyy vedä siduu ja elää tätä 24/7"

"If u wanna b a pro-pissis u gotta life it 2 the fullest 24/7"
pissis by Mikko September 22, 2004
Young finnish teenager girl or boy. Use much time and money to keep her(him)self looking cool. Uses character "z" instead "s" drinks lot of sweet cider. Wear too tight trouser which leave hips visible
She is so pissis looking
Pissis by matti March 5, 2005

pissiest bitch in the kitchen 

Gordon Ramsey
Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.
A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC
"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"
pissist by cbtmachine April 17, 2020

pissicle 

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.
You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.
pissicle by Public_ice November 23, 2010
A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.
Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist
Pissist by dabsallovar December 10, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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