pissist

A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC

"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"

by cbtmachine April 17, 2020

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

pissist

A person who constantly has to pee, always running off to the bathroom.

Man, Jessica is always in the bathroom.

Yeah, she's a real pissist.

by TommyTrillFiger December 15, 2018

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

Pissitivity

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.

This is causing some major pissitivity!

by noelleebellee December 12, 2010

pissitude

a pissy attitude

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.

by coolbeans May 1, 2008

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014