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A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC
"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"
pissist by cbtmachine April 17, 2020
Words you can keep
A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.
Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist
Pissist by dabsallovar December 10, 2020
A person who constantly has to pee, always running off to the bathroom.
Man, Jessica is always in the bathroom.

Yeah, she's a real pissist.
pissist by TommyTrillFiger December 15, 2018
A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.
Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist
Pissist by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

Pissitivity 

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.
This is causing some major pissitivity!
Pissitivity by noelleebellee December 12, 2010

pissitude 

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.
pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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