piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

pisswhistle

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.

Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!

by Benton Acker February 28, 2006

Pisswhistled

A performance (usually athletic) worse than the common phrase "getting crushed."

In 2008, the Indiana Hoosiers football team got pisswhistled by the Purdue Boilermakers and lossed 62-10.

by nxtvh90 September 29, 2010