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Peon; a little nothing; can refer to a person or a situation. A little twerp; a snot-nosed kid in knee highs; a person who thinks they're high and mighty but they really have a small dick; a person with Napoléon (short man) syndrome;

He's some pishke..who cares what he thinks; My boss called me into his office to yell at me..who does that pishke think he is?!; Why is the news going crazy over that little pishke earthquake?;

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pished

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

pished by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

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Pished

Drunk

I am well pished.

Pished by Anonymous July 31, 2003

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pishka

Bulgarian word for dick.
used as slang.

na maikati pishka ta e malka - ur mother has a small dick

pishka by LuboRSA August 23, 2006

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Piskey Whickle

An experience consisting of two shots:
A "piskey whickle" is a shot of your favorite whiskey (Jameson is recommended) with a pickle-brine chaser.

The pickle brine completely negates the whiskey's burn, and you're left with a clean palette that's ready for another shot!

It may sound strange, but I swear, it's surprisingly good!

Also known as a Pickleback or a Shecky Carmichael

1) Dude! Don't throw out that pickle juice! Tonight we're doin' Piskey Whickles!

2) If you can no longer say "Piskey Whickle", you've already had too many.

Piskey Whickle by XXX T-Bone XXX November 18, 2010

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pisheebeshee

a rock when it becomes lodged within your shoe, often painfully

Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Oh yeah, I have a pisheebeshee stuck in my shoe.

pisheebeshee by P. Cox December 15, 2008

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pisskey dick

When during sex you have to urinate so badly that you cannot maintain an erection.

Friend: "What happened last night man, girl told me you went limp?"
You: "Well I was pretty drunk and it happened so fast I didn't go to the bathroom when we got to my place."
Friend: "Uh oh"
You: "Yeah... I had pisskey dick real bad."

pisskey dick by ekcrisp July 13, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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