Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

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Pirate hook

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

by xvortim April 23, 2018

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Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015

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The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

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pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

by Samson III December 28, 2005

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