Pirate hook 

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

Pirate hook by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

Pirate hook 

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

Pirate hook by xvortim April 23, 2018

Pirate hook 

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

Pirate hook by The mad header July 24, 2015

The rusty pirate hook 

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

The rusty pirate hook by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

pirate hooker 

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

pirate hooker by Samson III December 28, 2005

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

Smelly Pirate Hooker by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates

Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen

filthy pirate hooker by rl1634 January 20, 2009