Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

Pirate hook

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

by xvortim April 23, 2018

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015