Urban Dictionary: Definitions by shoelessloons

Star Wars

Best Sci-Fi adventure movie to get baked to. The story is simple yet fun, and it is cool as balls to watch when burnin' a bowl.

Guy #1: I watched Star Wars last night and got super toasted!
Guy #2: Me too! Fuckin' Jawas man, they're so goofy!

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Dr. Pepper is to white people what kool aid is to black people.

D'quan: Man, whacho favorite drink?
Chad: Well, my favorite drink is...
D'quan: Wait, you white so its gotta be Dr. Pepper

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Marijuana, when one doesn't want to specifically say it. Usually called bluegrass when virgin ears or snitches are around.

Guy 1: So you want to smoke this weekend?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'll...
Snitch: Hey guys, whacha talkin about?
Guy 1: Bluegrass.

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Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

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The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

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