shoelessloons's definitions

Star Wars

Best Sci-Fi adventure movie to get baked to. The story is simple yet fun, and it is cool as balls to watch when burnin' a bowl.

Guy #1: I watched Star Wars last night and got super toasted!
Guy #2: Me too! Fuckin' Jawas man, they're so goofy!

by shoelessloons May 6, 2011

Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

by shoelessloons September 19, 2010

Smelly Pirate Hooker

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper is to white people what kool aid is to black people.

D'quan: Man, whacho favorite drink?
Chad: Well, my favorite drink is...
D'quan: Wait, you white so its gotta be Dr. Pepper

by shoelessloons December 5, 2010

Bluegrass

Marijuana, when one doesn't want to specifically say it. Usually called bluegrass when virgin ears or snitches are around.

Guy 1: So you want to smoke this weekend?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'll...
Snitch: Hey guys, whacha talkin about?
Guy 1: Bluegrass.

by shoelessloons November 8, 2010