pipset 

When you masturbate to loud club music in public

That guy over there was pipsetting on the bus stop

pipset by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

pupset 

Pupset, it's like when you're upset
but your a cute puppy
so your pupset
not really upset just a little.. a little pupset

When you just want to play game and nothing works.
pupset

pupset by wordbyvtubers April 17, 2023

Pipette Job 

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

Pipster 

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.

"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"

Pipster by psychognosis September 29, 2011

Pipster 

A pipster is a combination of Hipster and Popster (Pop people). They are often mistaken with real hipsters. A true hipster is not mainstream. A pipster is a mainstream hipster. They have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
The Hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. The Pipster still has a clean boy cut.

"Oh my god! Did you see that pipster! He looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!"

Pipster by The United Hipster Association February 26, 2013

mouth pipetting 

Performing oral sex, especially on a scientist or laboratory worker

The attractive female lab tech asked about the dangers of mouth pipetting and if she was at risk to accidentally inhale the DNA sample she wanted to collect

mouth pipetting by DrHyde November 5, 2010

Pipestimate 

To determine the approximate volume of a solution using a pipette.

What volume is in this tube?

I don't know, why don't you pipestimate it?

Pipestimate by BKittya1 October 21, 2009