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Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

PIPE WIPE 

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.
MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?
PIPE WIPE by JEROSSD January 29, 2009

Pipe Wipe 

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.
Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.
Pipe Wipe by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015

pipe wipe hype 

a person who smokes meth (tweeker) whos only contribution to the smoke session is providing the wet-nap(wet-wipe),often used to wipe the pipe on after each hit.At times these types will subsitute any thing for a wipe;their clothing,couches,bed sheets,carpet,ect. just for the possibility of being in the session(getting high).
sorry pal, u cant be in our smoke session any more cause your just a pipe wipe hype.

pipe wipe 

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.
A pipe wipe and I'm out.
pipe wipe by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Pipe wipe 

When you pull your penis out of any ass hole and it has poop on it so you grab the nearest rag or any thing to wipe it off what ever it may be it’s a pipe wipe
I was doing my ol lady in the arse and when I pulled it out my penis had poop on it so my blanket became my pipe wipe
Pipe wipe by 3-buck chuck October 1, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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