Definitions by thelonious3

Black Ass 

(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.

Your girl did what to you?
She black assed me man, I nutted in 3 seconds.

Black Ass by thelonious3 January 22, 2022

Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

Breathin' Piper No Wiper by thelonious3 October 20, 2019