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pipe rat 

A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.

Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.
I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?
pipe rat by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
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Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

Like a rat up a drain pipe

1. Aussie slang for one SpEEdY B0I

2. when you have a molecular scale dick, and she has a universal pussy
the boy raced past like a rat up a drain pipe

IT WAS LIKE TRYNA FIT A NEEDLE DOWN A HALLWAY

Pipe Rattler 

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.
I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.
Pipe Rattler by Schroedster April 14, 2014

park & pipe rats 

Park & Pipe Rats are persons who spend their days skiing and riding the Park and Pipe features at a ski resort and waste precious lift line space for real skiers and snow riders.

Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.

Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
Jib Slice and the rest of his Park & Pipe Rats buddies have poached more cougars at this ski hill than the ski instructors.

Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?

Pipe rattler 

When you flush ur poop and the pipes make a knocking sound
Bro I just had a pretty good pipe rattler that I felt a little bump in the floor
Pipe rattler by Fuc biden May 25, 2021

The Piper at the Gates of Dawn 

"The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," released on August 5, 1967, is Pink Floyd's debut album. Its psychedelic/space rock sound will leave you giggling or rocking back and forth, or both. Tracks include:

Astronomy Domine
Lucifer Sam
Matilda Mother ("Oh, Mother. Tell me more.")
Flaming ("Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you.")
Pow R. Toc H.
Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk
Interstellar Overdrive
The Gnome
Chapter 24
The Scarecrow
Bike ("I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald.")
Respect the awesomeness of "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn" and you shall be respected in turn.