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A writing utensil, more commonly referred to as 'pencil' in most English dialects. The two can be used interchangeably.
"Hey man, I'm trying to sign this contract with The Label. Give me that poncil."
poncil by Z-Rilla October 21, 2011
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The word Piencil is when you want you to say pencil but you from the ghetto so you end up saying "Piencil".
For example "where my "piencil" at?
"Girl did you hear bout Bonquiesha new "Piencil"?
Piencil by 6754368985356 May 15, 2018

Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

poncilious 

The poncilious way James Comey still tries to take the moral high road, after all he did to us, makes me sick.
poncilious by fdb;dfb January 13, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026