Piolet

A berd found in the city of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Often found at Honda Car dealerships.

Today i saw a whole flock of Piolets at the car dealership

by Swizzley Dizzley September 24, 2011

Piolet

The correct spelling of the commonly misspelled word 'pilot'. Largely used in the dyslexic community, as they are objectively correct.

"The piolet was so funny, man."
"I know, he kept talking about the turbulence and the one man walking up and down from the toilet every 10 minutes"

by HighBAlcoholic June 22, 2023

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

piflet

Colloquial slang for a small and delicate octopus.

I went to the aquarium today and saw a whole pod of piflets.

by DizzyMonster July 15, 2011

snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

proletariat chariot

Public transit, i.e. the bus.

My car is in the shop, so I'm riding the proletariat chariot to work this week.

by tam7875 October 9, 2008

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

by Business Horse June 10, 2012