When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index
finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the
fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body.
Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?
Bro
2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are
done, I am
broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...