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A penguin with a pin-like appendage on it's head, commonly pushed of ledges in the popular 90's video game Super Mario 64.
Oh shit, I didn't know that pinguin actually had purpose!
Pinguin by Dodmod March 21, 2021
pinguin: a creeper who keeps eyefucking you in the club or facebook stalks you until he decides to waggle over
''Woah who's that ugly guy who keeps staring at you? Oh no, he's waggling over! Here comes the penguin!!''

When you suddenly make eyecontact with the creeper and you dont have time to do the Jenna Marbles face to scare him away: ''Pinguin Aleeeert'', to warn your friends
pinguin by BabyBdolly May 13, 2013

Pinguin_Henni

A very cool person who is very rich
Pinguin_Henni by Googel User like me November 21, 2021

Cum penguin 

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017

penguinz0 

Penguinz0 is a world famous actor. He is best known for his critically acclaimed performance as the district 9 medic in the hunger games Mockingjay part 1. He is also well known for his role as Kessler in Killer bean and his experimental media review show the Moist Meter.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh, I'm watching penguinz0.
I loved him in the hunger games!
penguinz0 by senatx November 1, 2020

Club Penguin 

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"
bottom text including club penguin.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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