Pippi is a crazy and chunky gorl. She once dated dr.phil, that’s how amazing she is¡ Horse girls are jealous of her. She’s hilarious and sends the best memes. The bestest friend you could ever have.
Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.
Together with her two best friendsTommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.
I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?
Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultraviolent orgasm
When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin