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Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.
Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.
Pink Umbrella by nodnahs January 27, 2011
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Pink Umbrella

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out
Pink Umbrella by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

pink umbrella

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"
pink umbrella by losthorizons September 20, 2006

Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.
My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

sopping wet pink umbrella

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.
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