Pink Umbrella

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The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.

Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.

Pink Umbrella by nodnahs January 27, 2011

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Pink Umbrella

A witty euphemism for vagina

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out

Pink Umbrella by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

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pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

pink umbrella by losthorizons September 20, 2006

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Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.

My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

Pink Umbrella by Hateful Hooker & Frosty Bitch May 12, 2010

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sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

sopping wet pink umbrella by m-dubya May 27, 2005

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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