pink canoe 

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

pink canoe by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

pink canoe 

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

pink canoe by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023

Paddle the pink canoe 

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

Paddle the pink canoe by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

little man in the pink canoe 

womans clit.

man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.

little man in the pink canoe by christo October 27, 2003

Paddling The Pink Canoe 

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

Paddling The Pink Canoe by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

Paddler of the pink canoe by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020