pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils
she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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Paddle the pink canoe

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.
by RobbieJor December 06, 2004
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Paddling The Pink Canoe

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
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Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.
"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"
by dykefersureee March 24, 2009
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pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.
I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!
by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023
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