pink canoe

The Pussy / female gentils

she bent over and I stuffed her pink canoe

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

little man in the pink canoe

womans clit.

man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.

by christo October 27, 2003

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023