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pineaples 

You just failed spelling pineapples.
Why are youon the internet?
Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.
pineaples by Paracotis456 November 19, 2020

Pineapple hair 

A word used by Anix meaning the spikes on top of spongebob's house.
Ok I gotta add some pineapple hair to my house.
you were looking for pineapples but you typed it as Pinapple
Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.

Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
Pinapple by big peepee man123 October 7, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

The green parts on top of a pineapple. (Anix, 2020)

Pineapple Hairs
The pineapple hairs on this pineapple are so green and luscious.
Pineapple Hairs by Ayurriakki June 16, 2020
this man 1: wow i really like this pinaple
man 2: you spelt pinaple wrong
man 1: oops lol
man 3: you guys are talking irl how did that happen-
pinaple by dopeshow69420 November 18, 2020

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
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