Pinapple Express 

A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.

(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)


This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".

Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"

Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"

Pinapple Express by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009

pinapple express 

the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones anus

i need to loosen that ass up. how bout the pinapple express?

pinapple express by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

pineapple express 

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

pineapple express by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

Pineapple Express 

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

Pineapple Express by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Pineapple Express 

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple Express by phuckthepolice-9est October 2, 2008

pineapple express 

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

pineapple express by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009

Pineapple Express 

High Grade medical marijuana grown in Southern California. A hybrid cross created from a forced hemaphrodite OG Kush plant pollenating an AK-47 female. Primarily(75%) Indica wih Sativa undertones. Medium Height. A taste of pine, apple & citrus. THC 16.8%

That Pineapple express was dank!

Pineapple Express by MadHatFarmer March 31, 2009