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pimptronot

Though not “technically” a pimp, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real pimp.
While I wish my boyfriend was a pimptronot. I had to settle for a pimp.
pimptronot by Pimp-Tro-Not March 27, 2019

pimptality 

It's just my pimptality to not trip over that hoe.
pimptality by 700lux April 23, 2015
Pimparoo is here so where are the bitches
Pimparoo by runs with huskies June 9, 2013

Pimparistic

A highly technical term describing a state of intense pimping, alternatively used to describe the state of an individual who has committed an act of pimpery -- immediately after the fact.
Cock was thrusted, nuts was busted, in this no good bitch that some nigga' trusted/pulled up my pants and she put on some lipstick/went back to my car feeling pimparistic

-Mac Dre, "Fonky Situations"
Pimparistic by BayAreaLingo January 25, 2011

Pimptatorship 

Form of government in which a single pimp possesses absolute power without effective constitutional checks. Along with pimpocracy, it is one of the two chief forms of pimp government in use today. Modern pimptators usually use force or fraud to gain power and then keep it through intimidation, terror, suppression of hos, and a strong pimp hand.
Ho, this is not a pimpocracy, this here's a pimptatorship!!
Pimptatorship by JJ Yce June 16, 2007

Pimpuary 

A month where u have ur hoes đŸ„°
I have hoes this month
It’s pimpuary !
Hey is it pimpuary yet ?
I have a lot of hoes this pimpuary đŸ˜‚đŸ€
Pimpuary by Niiiiyah February 18, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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