pimple dick 

when genital warts are on ones dick. causeing the dick to appear pimply
or when ones dick is as big as a pimple

1. ewww, my dick is all pimply. haha u have a pimple dick.
2. i hope i dont get a pimple dick
3. omg i heard johny has a pimple dick. haha and he told me it was big

pimple dick by fredthefish December 9, 2008

pimple dick 

Some one who lusts for the popping of pimples. Person or persons whom cannot control their unholy thirst for the grease below the flesh

Billy Jenkins: F@#K! I hate my pimples!

Jamie Lynn Rudner: Oh why billy, may I have a look? If you dont mind do you think i could pop a few?

Billy Jenkins: ok, i guess...

Jamie Lynn Rudner: Yessss, this precious face fluid will go into my sugar dish until i have enough for the feast!!

Billy Jenkins: oh Jamie Lynn Rudner... Your such a pimple dick! (giggles ensue)

pimple dick by zitqueenleah October 30, 2007

pimpledick 

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

pimpledick by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

Pimpledick 

A guy with a small penis that will jizz any minute

that pimpledick came the moment I touched him

Pimpledick by Karin L November 25, 2011

Englebert Pimpledick 

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

Englebert Pimpledick by Scritty April 15, 2010

PimpleDick 

Have a Dick the size of a Pimple

My Girlfriend dumped me because I've got a PimpleDick

PimpleDick by cumminginthe sock June 28, 2022