A compound noun deriving from pimp and ho, stemming from, a pun on, and rhyming with bimbo. Refers to a female who possesses all or some of the qualities of a bimbo while utilizing said qualities through overseen prostitution, i.e., under the supervision of a pimp.
This Guy: Check out that chick, dude. What a hot piece of tale. Imma buy her some drinks and try and sweet talk her into a little of the old in and out.
That Guy: Adjust your glasses there, dude. There's no need for drinks and deceit, you can just pay her up front. That's a pimpho not a bimbo.
Adj; 1) Thinking and acting as if a pimp, when in fact you are not. 2) The delusion of being a pimp. 3) Emulating well known pimps and failing....miserably.
That fool in that beat up stationwagon with those Walmart spinners sho is pimpnotized. Other examples of pimpnotizm include but are not limited to large fake diamond jewelry. Puttin gold in ya grill when ya ain't a famous rapper. An sayin Crunk several times in one sentence while drinking Courvoisier out of a plastic chalice.
adjective.
1. Being both pimp and important in equal or comparable amounts. Or, being both important and baller.
2. Having a high-ranking or influential pimp position, which commands significant respect.
Reginald never expected his petty ho-slapping and part-time man-whoring to lead him to such a pimportant lifestyle, replete with a stable of fine smooth hos and a baker's dozen of hardwood platinum-tipped pimpcanes.
A shock beyond any mortal comprehention: a Pimp getting pimpslapped. It happens once (or maybe even twice) a century, resulting in worldwide collapse and confusion in the Pimp community. Hoe floods, hoe droughts, Uppity hoes, hoe famine, hoe self-esteem and hoe disease are common results of such a disaster. Never get Pimpoozled. Ever.
Pimp #1: "You know Hoe-ricane Katrina?"
Pimp #2: "Yeah, Pimpin'. What about dat hoe?"
Pimp #1: "She was caused by dat Pimp Don Jackson getting Pimpoozled!"
Pimp #2: "Pimp! Don be sayin' dat shit out loud, you know the pimp-laws!"
Pimp #1: "Tru dat, tru dat... dat shits Hoe-ribble"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."