pimpossible
pimpossible by yolandre peck March 10, 2008
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pimpossible
If it's impossible fo a pimp, its definitely imposible for anyone else. Therefore it is PIMPOSSIBLE!
pimpossible by Tia Caramel November 21, 2004
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Pimpossible
When its impossible to get a hoe out of your league. A stuck up women you are unable to mac on because she plays hard to get.
Your game is so weak all females are pimpossible.
Your game is so weak all females are pimpossible.
Man your never gonna get that girl she's pimpossible.
If you get her nothings pimpossible.
Its pimpossible to get that girl to start trickin for ya.
Yo that women has a pimpossible temper, she needs to be bitch slapped.
If you get her nothings pimpossible.
Its pimpossible to get that girl to start trickin for ya.
Yo that women has a pimpossible temper, she needs to be bitch slapped.
Pimpossible by Pimposity January 5, 2009
impossible beef
impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
impossible beef by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
Impossible White Man
A Sub-Genre of films which gets its name from Rod of "The Black Guy Who Tips" Podcast. the qualifications needed for a film to be classified are as follows:
1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.
3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.
3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
"dude, are you watching the ENTIRE Die Hard Series?"
"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"
"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"
Impossible White Man by Mallard Redgrave May 22, 2014
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
the impossible situp
when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
the impossible situp by Combat 84 June 30, 2004
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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