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Pillowtalk 

The bummy bummy stimulation one gets from mounting the linen of life.


Pillowtalk originated from the pointless conversation couples had before/after sex. This has since elvolved to the slimulation vocal noise that erupts from ones mouth whilst enjoying a mounting session with the pillow itsself.
Person A: Alex makes love to his pillows
Person B: Mmmmmmmmmmmm Pillowtalk
Pillowtalk by Pintonet June 20, 2004

pillowtalk 

a shitty song by zayn malik that has editing in the video that any phone having 6 year old can do
P1: "did you hear that fresh jam?" P2: "yeah, it wasnt fresh it's pillowtalk a shitty song by zayn malik that has editing in the video that any phone having 6 year old can do, that shows women as sexual objects. Wowe how amazing, it's grammy material!!!!!!!!111!!111!1!1111!!!11!"

pillowtalk 

conversation between two people mating & conversing anything negative or messy pertaining to someone else’s business, an ex lover, associate or friend.
I pillowtalk to other men, about women.

Jim and Lisa were laying in bed, pillowtalking about Jim & Sasha.
pillowtalk by TT’s Terms August 18, 2023

Go Pillowtalk

"You know what- go pillowtalk"
Go Pillowtalk by matthew's big bitch December 24, 2020

Jewish Pillow Talk 

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

Pillow-Talk Promises 

When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.

This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!
I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.
Pillow-Talk Promises by Glynyrd January 12, 2011
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