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Pillowhawk

Usually reserved for those with short hair, the pillowhawk is a morning hairstyle resulting from a side sleeper's positions during a night's sleep. The hair takes on a mohawk-type shape from alternating both sides of the head on a pillow.
My husband wakes up with a wicked pillowhawk every morning.
by Retriever October 25, 2010
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Pillowhammer

Noun. The gentle but devastating blow that hits your central nervous system courtesy of certain opiates. The pillowhammer lays you out and you stay down, because it's pretty relaxing down there.
A: "Hey did you ever notice how ...."

B: "Planning on finishing that sentence?"

A: "...Huh? Oh, sorry, pillowhammer just kicked in."

An description of the pillowhammer, taken from an article by Angie Chuang about propofol use :

"However, taking propofol was one of the most truly pleasant pharmaceutical experiences. Propofol didn’t just make me sleepy; it made me feel as if my soul had been detached from my body and was resting just above it, on a cloud of marshmallow fluff, sweet and achingly tender. It made the time I was under its influence pass in a flicker like the inside of a tunnel viewed from a bullet train, just a glimpse of darkness and lights stretched into long streaks."
by DrMexico September 18, 2009
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pillowtalk

When one is pretending one has a partner (normally fantasisical), in the bed with them and talks to the pillow. It is also used to describe when two people chat pointlessly before/after sex.
Couples:
A: That was great weren't it?
B: Yeah, so what you doing tomorrow?
A: Dunno, you?
B: Same
by Sh|t June 21, 2004
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Pillowtalk

The bummy bummy stimulation one gets from mounting the linen of life.


Pillowtalk originated from the pointless conversation couples had before/after sex. This has since elvolved to the slimulation vocal noise that erupts from ones mouth whilst enjoying a mounting session with the pillow itsself.
Person A: Alex makes love to his pillows
Person B: Mmmmmmmmmmmm Pillowtalk
by Pintonet June 20, 2004
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pillowtalk

a shitty song by zayn malik that has editing in the video that any phone having 6 year old can do
P1: "did you hear that fresh jam?" P2: "yeah, it wasnt fresh it's pillowtalk a shitty song by zayn malik that has editing in the video that any phone having 6 year old can do, that shows women as sexual objects. Wowe how amazing, it's grammy material!!!!!!!!111!!111!1!1111!!!11!"
by peachie-calsfrappuccino August 5, 2016
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pillowhands

A man who’s hands don’t specifically resemble a pillow, but if he hits you, it’ll either put you to sleep or be quite comfy and feel like you’ve put your head on a pillow. Generally this guy is an weapon and should only be attacked from behind with a bootyhole lick.
Did you see that guy get pillowhands’d.

That dude hits so soft it’s like hes got pillowhands.
by Toptier shithousery November 21, 2021
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pillowtalk

conversation between two people mating & conversing anything negative or messy pertaining to someone else’s business, an ex lover, associate or friend.
I pillowtalk to other men, about women.

Jim and Lisa were laying in bed, pillowtalking about Jim & Sasha.
by TT’s Terms August 18, 2023
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