pilkey

A punk or bastard

That James guy is such a pilkey.

pilkey by Fatasspatriot76 June 15, 2022

Pikey Scrin

Pikey Scrin is someone who is an idiot and a penis head, who is a tramp who carries a tear drop trailer and sleeps in his dirty mattress which is also the litter tray/sunbathing area for the family. They feed on stolen goods from their own family. their pack contains of 50 + members. all of their goods are kept in the tear drop trailer. the trailer is towed by the youngest family member, this is the tradition followed by pikey scrin over the world.

'gilly is such a pikey scrin'
'my cousin is thinking of turning into a pikey scrin'
'word has it that their educational system exceeds above standards'

Pikey Scrin by Pizza Man 26 March 13, 2013

Pikeydegradable 

A pikeydegradable item is one which is left outside a bin or a skip and is removed by travellers for personal use or for scrap simultaneously overnight.

"Hey neighbour, you cannot just leave that washing machine lying in the street ! "

"Relax, its pikeydegradable.. it will be gone in the morning "

Pikeydegradable by Hcnerfekaj April 22, 2009

Pikeys. 

Pikeys...Plural for ignorant itinerant thieving gypos .

Pikeys....Paul..."Look at the state of those pikeys , they haven't had a wash in generations"
Bob..." Yes... Don't they smell awful ? I saw two them breaking into a garden shed earlier today"
Paul..." The only place that is safe from thieving tinkers like that is the library "
Bob..." The Germans knew how to deal with the likes of pikeys "

Pikeys. by Ihate pakis November 16, 2022

pikeyness 

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"

pikeyness by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

Pikey's Jigsaw 

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

Pikey's Jigsaw by CurtoGB April 7, 2010

pikey stones 

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

pikey stones by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022