A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably
Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story
A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.
He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.
A girl no person likes and has to suffer being around them. A word with many meanings for girls but never good ones. Only men get the privilege of using this word and it can mean whatever they want as long it is offensive. If a female uses this word they are automatically named a pelfridge.
I don't want to be around that filthy pelfridge.
Gag me with a spoon, it's a pelfridge.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”