pilfridge

To steal food or a beverage from a shared office refrigerator.

Richard and Rita had worked well together, until Rita pilfridged Richard's yogurt; now he won't talk to her.

by Megareds January 5, 2008

paltridge

A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably

Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story

by yea212 June 14, 2005

Pilfingeren

A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.

He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.

"He looks like Pilfingeren", "Even Pilfingeren is nicer than him."

by FreeSommer September 1, 2021

Pelfridge

A girl no person likes and has to suffer being around them. A word with many meanings for girls but never good ones. Only men get the privilege of using this word and it can mean whatever they want as long it is offensive. If a female uses this word they are automatically named a pelfridge.

I don't want to be around that filthy pelfridge.
Gag me with a spoon, it's a pelfridge.

by dabmasterscrubkiller February 25, 2022