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fuck the example, u kno wat head is dont u?
pijpen by thecheesegodess August 23, 2003
Words you can keep
A dutch word for Blowjob , but in dutch it's a verb , like :
ik pijp = I blowjob
jij pijpt = you blowjob
hij pijpt = he blowjobs
zij pijpen = they blowjob
wij pijpen = we blowjob
Ga je vader pijpen! = Go give your father a blowjob

Ze pijpt fucking lekker. = She gives very good blowjobs.
pijpen by Ricooo000oo0 May 17, 2008
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thottie pippen 

A male hoe who goes hard in the paint with A strong defensive skill set against getting caught up, primarly specializing in rebounding from failed relationship attempts
I'm Thottie Pippen on these hoes baaaaalllin !!!!
thottie pippen by @YFTheGod July 13, 2016

Pippened It 

To miss a slam dunk in the game of basketball. In reference to the numerous slam dunks missed by former NBA Player Scottie Pippen.
After a perfect pass was made to the inside man he went up for the dunk and pippened it hardcore.
Pippened It by bosox4512 February 4, 2008

Scottie Pippen 

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

Scottie Pippen 

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.
Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!
Scottie Pippen by D-robs March 6, 2011
n., also "Scottie Pippen"

1. A great second in command or second best. Not as good as the number one, but the best possible number two.

2. A high label of praise for someone in a number two position.
1. Trevor Ariza makes a great Pippen for any superstar player.

2. When you start a small business, it's good to have a Scottie Pippen to count on.
Pippen by Logic20 February 17, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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