piffert

Camron freeman

you see him walking it’s a piffert

by get your get back gbg September 25, 2022

Piffer

someone who smokes only the best (Piff) weed.

That dudes a straight piffer

by clocc April 25, 2009

piffer

A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.

by Anthony April 4, 2005

piffer

When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"

Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.

by JamesBradshsw November 13, 2015

piffery

Piffery is another way of saying piff or haze. These words are all talking about haze only, no other type of weed is included. Sucker ass motherfuckers try to talk about any bangin' chronic with words like "piff", but that shit is only for HAZE.

"You got that piffery?"

by Brooklyn Assassin August 22, 2006

Pufferteh

Word said by one that gives "life" to the word 'pfft'. Usually when one says 'Pufferteh' it is an act of randomness and has absolutley NO meaning. Most say it because it's fun to say.

Note: Pufferteh is not written on paper, or typed. It is only to be spoken outloud.

Pronounced: PUFF-err-Tehhh Let the PUFF and the err roll together.

Other pronunciation, for those that say it fast: PUv-er-Teh

Dialogue-

P1: Hey man whats up?
P2: Nothing much..
P1: Hahaha, i just owned some kid at basketball!!
P2: Pufferteh..!

Note that when you say 'Pufferteh' it's supposed to be VERY random, and make people laugh becuase of how random it was. If people don't laugh, you don't know when to say this word. Never overuse it either.

by 11111234867563468 August 4, 2007

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010