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someone who smokes only the best (Piff) weed.
That dudes a straight piffer
Piffer by clocc April 25, 2009
A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.
Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.
piffer by Anthony April 4, 2005
When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"
Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.
piffer by JamesBradshsw November 13, 2015
Piffery is another way of saying piff or haze. These words are all talking about haze only, no other type of weed is included. Sucker ass motherfuckers try to talk about any bangin' chronic with words like "piff", but that shit is only for HAZE.
"You got that piffery?"
piffery by Brooklyn Assassin August 22, 2006

Pufferteh 

Word said by one that gives "life" to the word 'pfft'. Usually when one says 'Pufferteh' it is an act of randomness and has absolutley NO meaning. Most say it because it's fun to say.

Note: Pufferteh is not written on paper, or typed. It is only to be spoken outloud.

Pronounced: PUFF-err-Tehhh Let the PUFF and the err roll together.

Other pronunciation, for those that say it fast: PUv-er-Teh
Dialogue-

P1: Hey man whats up?
P2: Nothing much..
P1: Hahaha, i just owned some kid at basketball!!
P2: Pufferteh..!

Note that when you say 'Pufferteh' it's supposed to be VERY random, and make people laugh becuase of how random it was. If people don't laugh, you don't know when to say this word. Never overuse it either.
Pufferteh by 11111234867563468 August 4, 2007

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.
Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.
puffertician by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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