take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

take a picture, it'll last longer! by Starchylde June 8, 2016

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

Goodnight Picture

An exchange of photos between 2 people taken at night to satisfy ones needs before he/she sleeps.

Guy: "Alright it's getting late, want to take one last Goodnight Picture?"
Girl: "Sure you go first."
Guy: "OK"

Goodnight Picture by DreamCollage November 17, 2014

Picture Packing 

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.

"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"

Picture Packing by thethizzkid December 22, 2020

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

pics or it didn't happen 

A phrase used on Internet forums to counter the vast range of unverifiable claims made by users. Often these claims involve personal brag-worthy accomplishments, extraordinary or rare sights/occurrences, and tales relating to alcohol or drug use.

Guy 1: Dude, I drank four bottles of bourbon last night, then hooked up with 4 chicks at the same time, then Donald Trump came to my house and gave me a million dollars!
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.

pics or it didn't happen by The Patriarch April 8, 2006