My dad is a poop pickle.
by KittyloveGB March 07, 2010
Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁
by Jurassic fatter June 08, 2019
A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.
Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.
by P-fart September 05, 2019
when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 11, 2023