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picklefall 

When a podcaster (or any other digital professional) begins playing pickleball as a way to get exercise but very soon after beginning, they fall and injure themselves during a pickleball match.
Yo, did you hear about Erin's picklefall? She can't podcast or Substack for like 8 weeks!
picklefall by Danbren Fraser October 15, 2023

Pickleball Brains 

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.
Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian
Pickleball Brains by jondich February 26, 2021

pickleball 

Oversized ping pong or undersized tenis played with a wiffle ball and wooden paddels. It is a RAD GAME
Lets go play pickle ball at the pickle ball court
pickleball by sctso April 28, 2003

pickleball 

the act of taping a pickle to a males balls and having sex with a woman in both of her holes
Dude i totally pickleballed that chick last night, it was awesome.
pickleball by realitive November 4, 2010

Pickleball 

And yes, I am serious. A racket sport for 2 to 4 players that takes elements from tennis, badminton, and table-tennis, it is often played by retired folk in Floridian resorts. One wields a wooden, plastic, or graphite paddle, smacking a Wiffle-ball across a fairly low net until someone keels over from exhaustion (that's what it seems like anyway).
"Most play Pickleball for exercise, but it never works."

"Many people at The Villages play Pickleball (However, due to the fact that only two people under the age of 70 have entered its gates, we may never know for sure)."
Pickleball by billiebluejeans February 22, 2014

Pickleball 

Pickleball is a sport made popular in the late 10th century by Lord Cadwallon ab Ieuaf of Wales. The rules of the game were simple: two players known as 'Pickle-yarls' are confined to an eight foot radius circle. On opposing sides are 20 gallon vats of pickling solution. The audience is distributed cucumbers (or eunks). The audience is then encouraged to toss their cucumbers at the Pickle-yarls. The player who successfully pickles the most cucumbers in a month wins the game.

There are, of course, regional variations of this game. In North Wales, it is most common to find the simple version of the game. The more sophisticated Southern Walers, however, cover their cucumbers in glue and award points to the audience members who manage to successfully stick the cucumbers to the players. At the end of the month, the audience member with the most points, or 'yimps' is given a ham to do with as they please.
My Eunking arm is ready for this month's Pickleball game. Is yours?