pick your poise 

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.

Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing

John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”

pick your poise by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024

pick your poison 

What you say when someone's supposed to choose between two horrible options.

You could either chop off your toe or you can stab yourself with that piece of broken glass. Pick your poison.

pick your poison by xSOMx May 23, 2010

Pick your poison 

What a bar tender says to a someone when he/she needs to make a choice.

Customer comes in a bar and asks what they prefer to drink. The bar tender suggests some beers or mixed drinks. Then says pick your poison.

Pick your poison by It's me 2 November 13, 2018

pick your poison 

An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.

You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.

pick your poison by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018

Pick your poison. 

A gay saying used by fagmo's.

"We got gin, vodka, and rum. Pick your poison."

Pick your poison. by Franky March 29, 2004