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photoshart

edit a picture in photoshop or similar graphics program to such an extent that it becomes bizarre and unuseable.
I spent all morning photosharting and instead of a new myspace picture I turned myself into E.T.
by LALALALaaaaaaaa June 30, 2008
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Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.
Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.
by Bromozome January 27, 2018
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bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.
Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
by FASH1976 November 4, 2009
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Photoshit

The act of applying Photoshop in an attempt to replicate style, skill, or talent. Where in reality the photographer only conveys a sense of pretentiousness shit.
Have you seen that those photos on SHMKR, a Portraiture photos?

Yeah that Shmkr sure is great at photoshit.
by The portraiture March 14, 2011
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photoshafted

Photoshafted foh-toh-shafted
To have become the victim of an image that has been manipulated for less than honorable outcome.
"I was photoshafted when my wife saw an image of me having a drink with a horse"
by WideGlide May 13, 2013
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photoshaft

Photoshaft foh-toh-shaft
Manipulation, digital or otherwise, of a photo with the intent - generally malicious - to create an image that did not originally exist. To modify a desired image with bad intent.
"I will photoshaft this picture of the diva so she appears pregnant with alien child"
by WideGlide May 13, 2013
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Photoshoot

To get naked with friends. A purely platonic event and just for banter. Mainly done whilst you’ve knocked down too many Pina Coladas
Let’s have a photoshoot!”
by Jollysanta May 30, 2019
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