photoshart 

edit a picture in photoshop or similar graphics program to such an extent that it becomes bizarre and unuseable.

I spent all morning photosharting and instead of a new myspace picture I turned myself into E.T.

photoshart by LALALALaaaaaaaa June 30, 2008

Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.

Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.

Photohater by Bromozome January 27, 2018

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

bathroom photoshoot by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

Photoshit 

The act of applying Photoshop in an attempt to replicate style, skill, or talent. Where in reality the photographer only conveys a sense of pretentiousness shit.

Have you seen that those photos on SHMKR, a Portraiture photos?

Yeah that Shmkr sure is great at photoshit.

Photoshit by The portraiture March 14, 2011

photoshafted 

Photoshafted foh-toh-shafted
To have become the victim of an image that has been manipulated for less than honorable outcome.

"I was photoshafted when my wife saw an image of me having a drink with a horse"

photoshafted by WideGlide May 13, 2013

photoshaft 

Photoshaft foh-toh-shaft
Manipulation, digital or otherwise, of a photo with the intent - generally malicious - to create an image that did not originally exist. To modify a desired image with bad intent.

"I will photoshaft this picture of the diva so she appears pregnant with alien child"

photoshaft by WideGlide May 13, 2013

Photoshoot 

To get naked with friends. A purely platonic event and just for banter. Mainly done whilst you’ve knocked down too many Pina Coladas

“Let’s have a photoshoot!”

Photoshoot by Jollysanta May 30, 2019