Skip to main content

photoshaft 

Photoshaft foh-toh-shaft
Manipulation, digital or otherwise, of a photo with the intent - generally malicious - to create an image that did not originally exist. To modify a desired image with bad intent.
"I will photoshaft this picture of the diva so she appears pregnant with alien child"
photoshaft by WideGlide May 13, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch

Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.
Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.
Photohater by Bromozome January 27, 2018

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.
Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
bathroom photoshoot by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

Photoshit 

The act of applying Photoshop in an attempt to replicate style, skill, or talent. Where in reality the photographer only conveys a sense of pretentiousness shit.
Have you seen that those photos on SHMKR, a Portraiture photos?

Yeah that Shmkr sure is great at photoshit.
Photoshit by The portraiture March 14, 2011

photoshafted 

Photoshafted foh-toh-shafted
To have become the victim of an image that has been manipulated for less than honorable outcome.
"I was photoshafted when my wife saw an image of me having a drink with a horse"
photoshafted by WideGlide May 13, 2013

Photoshoot 

To get naked with friends. A purely platonic event and just for banter. Mainly done whilst you’ve knocked down too many Pina Coladas
Lets have a photoshoot!”
Photoshoot by Jollysanta May 30, 2019

Photosatanicism 

A cult based religious belief that every living thing can absorb evil powers through sun light. The word is contrived from photosynthesis and satanism. The photosatanicism reasoning for this belief was baised on that satan was the son of light, therefore light must convey an evil influence on life. The cult believes that by exposing themselfs to the sun in large doses they can obtain mystic evil powers. This cult was formed in Tucson Arizona by a group of student who found belief in the book The satanic bible writen by Anton LaVey and who had alot of free time to sit around in the sun.
satanic sunbathers may believe in Photosatanicism.
Photosatanicism by tom ramsey November 2, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
Next