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photoshaft

Photoshaft foh-toh-shaft
Manipulation, digital or otherwise, of a photo with the intent - generally malicious - to create an image that did not originally exist. To modify a desired image with bad intent.
"I will photoshaft this picture of the diva so she appears pregnant with alien child"
by WideGlide May 13, 2013
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Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.
Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.
by Bromozome January 27, 2018
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bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.
Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
by FASH1976 November 4, 2009
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Photoshit

The act of applying Photoshop in an attempt to replicate style, skill, or talent. Where in reality the photographer only conveys a sense of pretentiousness shit.
Have you seen that those photos on SHMKR, a Portraiture photos?

Yeah that Shmkr sure is great at photoshit.
by The portraiture March 14, 2011
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photoshafted

Photoshafted foh-toh-shafted
To have become the victim of an image that has been manipulated for less than honorable outcome.
"I was photoshafted when my wife saw an image of me having a drink with a horse"
by WideGlide May 13, 2013
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Photoshoot

To get naked with friends. A purely platonic event and just for banter. Mainly done whilst you’ve knocked down too many Pina Coladas
Let’s have a photoshoot!”
by Jollysanta May 30, 2019
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Photosatanicism

A cult based religious belief that every living thing can absorb evil powers through sun light. The word is contrived from photosynthesis and satanism. The photosatanicism reasoning for this belief was baised on that satan was the son of light, therefore light must convey an evil influence on life. The cult believes that by exposing themselfs to the sun in large doses they can obtain mystic evil powers. This cult was formed in Tucson Arizona by a group of student who found belief in the book The satanic bible writen by Anton LaVey and who had alot of free time to sit around in the sun.
satanic sunbathers may believe in Photosatanicism.
by tom ramsey November 2, 2006
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